The blogger: mutt extraordinaire, half an expat, spoonie, wife to the Whitest Man Alive (or, The Husband), momma to an Evil Monkey. Also owns a cat that keeps trying to sleep on the laptop’s keyboard.
Lover of make up and all things sparkly, hater of foundation much lighter than your skin tone and scratchy elbows.

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The blog: an exercise in beauty and weight loss blogging, heavily mixed with chronic illness talk.

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